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kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

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timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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thebrakshow:

theradicalace:

rincentvanuggh:

minnoux:

tilthat:

TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

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don’t like that

There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.

i HATE that

I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me

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fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

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ebgondolat:

pinkguts:

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

gyümölcs a jogobellában :(

lacktoesandtallerant:

pa-lu-te-na:

pissvortex:

Outfit

what’s the top???

this is more a tits out kind of look

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elven-child:

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

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vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

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demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

demonshauntingcomputers:

fruitsgood:

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

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boatiechat:

frislander:

moghedien:

Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?

Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.

“Heracles, they’re lesbians”.

Note that the concept of “virginity” in Ancient times merely meant “unmarried”, and had nothing to do with sexual activity. Some priestesses were “virgins” because they chose (or were committed to) a life of worship, but it was merely a question of social status, not of personal choice or practice. Of course, one can suppose that this lifestyle would be rather attractive for lesbians.

So when Artemis is said to be the Goddess of Virgins, it is meant to be understood as “Goddess of Unmarried Women”, or, quite possibly literally, of lesbians. 

(It’s only Christianity that reframed the concept of virginity to mean “never had sex”. Many ancient religions has “Virgin goddesses”, which symbolized feminine power, and in this case too it meant “untied to a man”, or “whole for herself”)

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itscolossal:

Large Animals Terrorize Suburban Towns in Paintings by John Brosio 

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

i still think that Hoshiiro Girldrop, a completely fake anime meant to fool the watchers of Pop Team Epic into thinking they were watching idol trash, got a completely animated intro and a banging theme song is a sign that sometimes running with a joke way farther than seems logical can be a good thing.

The Legend of Hellshake Yano wasn’t a joke, it was a fucking performance.

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violaslayvis:

medusabraids:

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

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